It's crossover time!

[~Tinkerbinker~]

OOC// If you would like to bring in a character from another show then you can do it here, or start your own thread. Within this thread any character, from any show, can meet anywhere in the world.

IC//

Seigfried Von Schroder stumbled in and blinked at the sudden burst of light. Just where in the world was he? It was warm and full of flowers, though none of them were just his type. His type being roses of course. There were also coconuts and many, many people. It perturbed him to have suddenly appeared in such a place. He had just finished a bath and slipped on his robe before heading outside to enjoy his rose garden.

At that thought he looked down and yelped. He was still in his fuzzy pink bathrobe!

[Northeastern Wind]

OOC: Man, I just jumped at this thread XD Alrighty then, but beware! Josh is snotty, powerful, and really, really annoying!

IC:An ash-blond youth swept a lily into his left hand, bringing it up to his nose to sniff. Flowers. He rather liked them, though not enough to move out of his beloved Shibuya merely to see them more often. At fifteen years, he could probably walk into any flower shop and pass it off as a gift for a pretty girl, but he had other things to be doing. Though right now he was on vacation, people-watching.

"I love your robe, sir." he called to the befuddled stranger, smiling.

[~Tinkerbinker~]

OOC// It sounds like it shall be fun. And it's hard to think of Seigfrieds hair as anything but neon pink.

IC//

Seigfried flipped his still damp, though quickly drying, neon pink hair out of his eyes at the youths words. They sounded like sarcasm and it would irritate the effeminate man to no end. Or amuse him to limitless bounds if the case played out right.

"Hm, thank you. Silk and moire, you know." He said with a half dismissive side hand gesture. For once he was going to play this off as though he had meant to wear this out. Not that he had ever been seen in anything but his pink suit before. The one his mother had always dressed him in while talking about wanting a girl, of course.

[Northeastern Wind]

The smile never left his face. Pink was genuinely a much-loved color of his, but that hardly mattered. He would milk this for all it was worth.

"Truly? It must have cost a pretty penny, a gorgeous thing like that."

[Crystal Rose of Pollux]

OOC: enter two WW II soldiers, RAF Corporal Peter Newkirk and French Corporal Louis LeBeau... here by some weird warping of time and space. XD

IC: Suddenly, a hole appeared in the ground, and a young blue-clad man peered through the hole.

"Blimey... Louis, we took a wrong turn in that tunnel, we did..."

A man wearing a red scarf and beret peered out of the hole, too.

"Mon ami, how do we explain this to the Colonel...?" he asked, stunned. He blinked at Siegfried.

[~Tinkerbinker~]

OOC// Hah. Hooray for strange time warps!

IC//
Seigfried smirked slightly. This was just getting more and more amusing by the second.

"Hardly. It vas, how do you say? On sale." That much was true. He had found it at an absolutely delightful store when he went out for the day with Leon.

"I am Seigfried von Schroeder, it vis a pleasure to meet you." He said with a smile and offered his to shake the teenagers hand.

His eyes traveled past the boy and he found himself quite befuddled once again. There were now two WW II soldiers peering out of a hole in the ground. They strangely enough looked rather familiar. Hadn't he seen them on television somewhere? ( OOC// Assuming they can be seen a bit, if not I'll edit this out.)

Meanwhile, past a few coconut trees, more flowers and a couple of paths someone fell in through a odd swirling portal closely followed by another, rather fussy, bureaucratic, neurotic, and cowardly looking, man.

The first clambered up to his feet and brushed himself off. He was known as Lister and just a moment before he had been stuck on a spaceship with just a couple of crew-mates. A hologram, a computer, a robot, and a humanoid creature who evolved from the offspring of Lister's smuggled pet cat Frankenstein. It was really quite depressing at times.

"What the smeg is going on here!" He yelled out, then proceeded to kiss the ground as soon as he saw that they were near the ocean.

While Lister acted foolishly Arnold J. Rimmer looked around and grimaced at what he saw.
"I don't know but we appear to be surrounded by extremely girly men." He said, having yet to notice the two WW II men within the hole in the ground. Of course he was being a bit blinded by the bright pink robe and hadn't really looked at Josh yet.

[Crystal Rose of Pollux]

OOC: Sure, he can have seen them before. XD

IC: Newkirk and LeBeau stared back at Siegfried. This man was nothing like the Germans they had encountered before. They weren't sure what to make of him.

But Newkirk's eyes flared at Rimmer's comment.

"Oi, you take that back!" he snarled, clambering out of the hole, his East End accent filling the air. "That's an insult, that is!"

"Oui, will shall not take it sitting down!" LeBeau agreed, clambering out, as well.

[Northeastern Wind]

"For serious? Quite a bargain, there.

"Of Schroeder Corporations, based in Europe? My, what an honor.

"The name's Yoshiya Kiryu." he introduced himself, taking the aristocrat's outstretched hand. "But my parents call me Joshua. You may as well, if you wish."

Siegfried was now looking past him with a confused frown, and the teenager followed his gaze. He broke into a wide grin upon seeing the commotion behind him, eyes on the portals.

"Quite the party we've gathered here, I see." Unless they were role-playing or something like that, the two soldiers' outfits indicated an origin in WWII. Intriguing! He would definitely ask them a few questions later, if at all possible.

Joshua flipped his hair back. "Come now, what's wrong with extremely girly men?"

[~Tinkerbinker~]

"It vis a please to meet you." Seigfried said with a smile as he shook the boys hand. His eyes drifted back to the scene playing out behind them and he nodded at Joshua's. It was really quite the interesting group.

"Indeed, we simply must veet them." He said with a polite smile. The effeminate man was trying not to laugh, this was almost like a play. It seemed almost too amusing to be true.

"Sir, I would never!" Rimmer cried as his eyes opened as wide as a couple of dinner plates. He immediately started in on his "famous" double salute, Which was basically spinning his forearm around in front of his face twice and then bringing his hand up to the proper position. It was really altogether quite silly. Almost as much so as his love for 20th century telephone poles.

Second Technician Arnold J. Rimmer reporting for duty!" He said standing as straight as he could and attempting to look as unsmeggish as possible. He did well until he heard Joshua's remark and shot him a glare that resembled a puffer fish rather then anything actually threatening.

Lister simply sblack personed and shook his head. He didn't have a problem with effeminate men, anyone was better then Rimmer.
"Nothing, it's just that this smeghead here doesn't like to admit what he is!" He called out to both Joshua and Seigfried with another laugh whilst pointing his thumb at the man besides him. Lister was amused beyond all reason and couldn't tell why Rimmer didn't reconize the WW II uniforms.

[Crystal Rose of Pollux]

OOC: Is a Second Technician higher rank than a Corporal? Because LeBeau and Newkirk are Corporals, and I'm not sure if Rimmer outranks them. XD;

IC: The Frenchman and the Englishman exchanged glances.

"'E's mad," Newkirk murmured, arching his eyebrows at Rimmer. "Absolutely crackers."

"Oui, but what about him?" LeBeau asked, glancing at Siegfried. "And those two?" He glanced pointedly at Joshua and Lister. Lister sounded highly arrogant, like some of the people he and Newkirk had encountered on their missions.

[wycca]

OOC/ Rimmer is the second lowest rank on the ship so I really really doubt it.
BIC/
From behind the motley group came a loud thump. The source of the thump was a woman in her early twenty's. He hair was a curly brown and over the pink flowered long sleeve shirt she was wearing was a pair of coveralls splattered with motor oil and the occasional embroidered flower.
"Where in the verse am I?" She asked looking around.
She brushed herself off and stood up.
"O shiny, palm trees!"

[Crystal Rose of Pollux]

OOC: Thanks!

IC: LeBeau and Newkirk turned, staring at the woman. Girls were few and far between during wartime; needless to say, they were soon captivated, despite the motor-oil-splattered clothes that she was wearing.

"Bonjour, Mademoiselle," said LeBeau, raising his hat to her.

"'Ow's it going, Miss?" Newkirk asked, wearing one of his winning smiles.

[wycca]

OOC/ You know what occurs to me? You never get to say the phrase space mechanic nearly enough and it's quite fun. You know now that I think of it she's Rimmers complete opposite, competent, cheerful, and people actually like her.
BIC/
Kaylee smiled cheerfully, apparently quiet happy to have been dropped onto what to her seemed to be a terraformed, civilized planet. As opposed to one with little oxygen and Reavers.
"Hey!" She said brightly, waving and walking towards them.
"I'm Kaylee. Have ya'll seen my ship Serenity? She's a class 03-K64, Firefly. I was just off her a minute and I landed here...." Kaylee looked around, first at Seigfried who's robe she evidently admired, and then at Kiryu who seemed almost like Alliance but not quite. She merely glanced over the Red Dwarf crew though she sensed a sort of camaraderie, and smelled the recycled air. A subtle hint that told her they were also a space crew.
"Where is here?" She asked looking back to the nice seeming men, even if, she reminded herself, they wore odd uniforms. maybe they were some part of a Earth-That-Was show.

[~Tinkerbinker~]

Seigfried found himself laughing quietly at the two men who were tripping over the girl that had just arrived. It was not as though they really were from World War II.
"Vat do you say to going and joining them?" He said with a bright smile to Josh. The effeminate man was interested in getting a closer look at everyone. At least now that he had gotten over his embarrassment at being seen out in only his pink bathrobe. Though he did admire the girls shirt. Now if only the flowers were roses... He made a mental note to get someone to look into getting him a shirt like that.

Lister proceeded to pull Rimmer over towards the girl and the Two men in the World War II uniforms. He wanted to find out what was going on, and how they could stay here.

[Crystal Rose of Pollux]

"Pardon, Mademoiselle..." said LeBeau. "But we only just got here."

"Sorry to say, Miss, but 'e's right," Newkirk agreed. "But we'll 'elp you find ship of yours, won't we, Louis?"

"Oui, we are at your service!" the Frenchman replied. He blinked as Lister pulled Rimmer to them, and he frowned, annoyed that he would have to compete for the girl's attention with them as well as Newkirk.