Post by ~Tinkerbinker~ on Apr 21, 2008 12:24:45 GMT -5
This a sequal that I am being allowed to write by the auther (Sakurelle). The link to the first (And more then likely better story) is here. www.fanfiction.net/s/3695577/1/The_Mary_Sue_Curse In order to get this story you're going to have to read the first story! AND THE LEGOLAS FACTOR IS NOT MINE! Understood? Its Wyccas, not mine. Never gonna be mine. Got it!?
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You know how the rare hunters like to party whenever they aren't out torturing people, running after rare cards, or creating mass havoc and destruction? Well, they still suck at dancing. They haven't tooken the time to learn between all that plundering and stealing since the last time we saw them. Sure, they have a good time what with all the eerie Egyptian music, and drinks. But they still suck, big time. Of course, this time they were all dancing because their leader, Malik Ishtar, had brought in a prisoner, a man in fact. Handsome enough to make even the straightest man turn gay, in other words he had the Legolas factor going on. So they all had the day off. And were dancing badly to celebrate.
Malik came in and crossed over to his larger then ever before throne. He needed a bigger ego boost after his defeat with the so called perfect plan that included the Sue incident. He sat down ready to talk to his friend. Of course, you all know friend is a loose term here. Malik and Bakura still get together like fire and ice. Bakura was rather wary, because Malik said they had a "common" interest again. After last time, who wouldn't be! And he hadn't been informed yet... Again.
"That guy?" Bakura said still in his British accent. Of course that still doesn't make sense considering what he is, ancient Egyptian spirit and all. " I'm not interested in a man Malik." Bakura snapped desperately wishing that this wasn't going to turn into one of those yaoi fics. Lucky for him the author didn't like Yaoi.
"Of course you will be silly, he's a Gary sue after all!" Malik snapped back quietly, he couldn't have the dance floor maimed Rare hunters overhear about his latest sue plan after all.
"A Gary Sue, after what happened last time!"
"Relax, relax, this time its foolproof." Bakura started pacing in front of Malik before shooting the Gary Sue a nasty look.
"You know how dangerous the sues can be! You hade that proven in front of your overly small nose last time!"
"Overly small nose! My nose is the right size for my face!" Malik exclaimed glancing at the sue. After all, all sues are gifted with the highest levels of beauty possible, all women, and even some men found themselves enraptured by his beauty. Lucky for Malik and Bakura his beauty didn't affect them. Or they would be staring at the Gary sue for all they were worth. And more, it is a sue after all.
"Snap out of it Malik!"
"After you Bakura."
"That made no sense and its your bloody idea!"
"Fine" Malik growled dragging Bakura into the "secret" room. But it still wasn't a secret considering that all of the Rare hunters, even random people on the street knew about it, And why was that? Blabber mouthed Rare hunters that’s why. Of course, it wouldn't benefit the Gary sue or the plot to have the rare hunters punished so they weren't.
"No wonder my personality hasn't come back yet." Bakura muttered, turning to see Malik cross over to the largest chair in the room. It still wasn't a throne... But it was his ego after all.
"Note to self, add more thrones." Malik muttered with a silly grin on his face.
“What?” Bakura snapped. Malik looked up, the silly grin still plastered to his face.
“We’re going to use the sue to get the Fifth Blue-Eyes White Dragon!” he cried. “And a special set of Uber-Powerful Exodia Cards!”
“Oh no...” Bakura trailed off as Malik jumped out of his chair, laughing.
"You mean to tell me that their are actually more impossible things that fans have added to this fandom other then last time!" Bakura exclaimed looking horrified.
"Of course silly. That’s why we need the sue." Malik said as he settled down, sitting in his chair and crossing one leg over the other with a smirk.
"What do you have, a canon sucker? I would have thought that even you would have learned from last time!" Bakura yelled, his voice traveling out into the other room where the sue could hear.
"Of course not, its just the OOC disease! And besides, sense we are going to be working with this sue don’t you want to know his name?"
"Not if its as long as the other sues!"
"Too bad. Here it is" Malik said taking out an overly large piece of paper. "Johnny moondancer lealen croos maron yami featherdusk Billon Deph the third." Malik said ignoring the fact that Bakura had covered his ears after hearing Johnny
"What is he, Related to Yami?" Bakura said, obviously it must have benefited the plot in some way for him to have heard, otherwise having had his ear covered he would have never heard Malik.
"No, and before you ask he isn't Japanese. He knows fluent Japanese, German, Latin, Greek, English, Spanish, Arabic, Russian, and Italian." Malik said leaning back into his non-throne like seat with a silly grin.
"And let me guess, no reason for knowing them." Bakura said, an exasperated expression coming across his face after seeing the silly grin on Malik’s face.
"That’s right!"
While this was going on in Malik’s "secret" room, the sue of course was disgusted. He was stuck in a room full of drunken men, all of whom appeared to have never learned to dance... And apparently were all gay. Or maybe it was from the Legolas factor that he had going on. And then their was the yelling coming from the other room. Which of course, was very essential to the plot since he could hear what was going on.
But anyways, the sue, since his name, like all of the other sues, was to terribly long and complex to remember he preferred to go by Johnny Deep. Apparently the author had some kind of crush on some star or another. But, back to the sue. He could have used his real name, correct pronunciation and all. But he preferred not to.
Johnny was rather disgusted that Malik would have done such a thing, but of course this was the man that broke into littleKuribohs abridged series and then tried to send it up into flames. Or maybe that was an accident, that idiot hunter Bandit Keith set fire to the Mary Sue reserves by accident last time as well.
"Johnny!" The Gary Sue turned as every bit of action in the room stopped to let the sentence describe how the light fell across his eyes making them flash a brilliant green and gold, the depths of which could be unparallel by any, how the light also fell across his golden hair, making it shinea golden ring around his headlike an angels halo. Even Bakura, now calm for reasons the author apparently couldn't think of, stared at the Gary Sue as he turned in that beutifully graceful way. The Malik somehow came to his rescue from falling into Yaoi by giving him a quick jab in the shoulder, he then pushed past Bakura and headed towards the Gary Sue with Bakura following close behind.
Johnny glared at the two men as they approached, his face twisted into a handsome scowl that would, and could,destroy Kaiba’s in an instant if they were compared side to side. Malik and Bakura stopped in front of him, controlling their expressions into controlling smirks.
"Having fun?" Bakura asked, the Legolas effect seemed to be wearing off a bit now, at least until he turned his head towards Bakura, his eyes flashing in the light as they opened and closed in perfect rhythm with his breathing, his face still worked into that handsome scowl, all of this causing Bakura to forget what he was going to say next. So apparently it hadn't worn off quiet yet...
"We know a place where you can stay." Malik informed the sue, taking over for Bakura so that the Legolas factor would stop focusing on him. At least now with the factor focused elsewhere he no longer felt the Yaoi that had become so strong in this fandom trying to intrude. And this let him remember what he needed to say, whether it was for the plot or not, was debatable.
"You'll follow me and I will take you to where you need to go." Johnny looked at him, another glare working it way across his face. Of course this caused Bakura to open his mouth and find nothing to say. Malik punched his arm causing Bakura to snap out of it and turn quickly to the door. Johnny sighed ad walked after Bakura, his only choice at the moment it seemed. What else was he supposed to do? His job at littleKuriboh had been tooken over, and he had no live family to go to... Best to go with the man who wasn't drunk, obsessed with thrones, gay...or all of the above...
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Eh, since we have no other fanfics in this board here's one.
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You know how the rare hunters like to party whenever they aren't out torturing people, running after rare cards, or creating mass havoc and destruction? Well, they still suck at dancing. They haven't tooken the time to learn between all that plundering and stealing since the last time we saw them. Sure, they have a good time what with all the eerie Egyptian music, and drinks. But they still suck, big time. Of course, this time they were all dancing because their leader, Malik Ishtar, had brought in a prisoner, a man in fact. Handsome enough to make even the straightest man turn gay, in other words he had the Legolas factor going on. So they all had the day off. And were dancing badly to celebrate.
Malik came in and crossed over to his larger then ever before throne. He needed a bigger ego boost after his defeat with the so called perfect plan that included the Sue incident. He sat down ready to talk to his friend. Of course, you all know friend is a loose term here. Malik and Bakura still get together like fire and ice. Bakura was rather wary, because Malik said they had a "common" interest again. After last time, who wouldn't be! And he hadn't been informed yet... Again.
"That guy?" Bakura said still in his British accent. Of course that still doesn't make sense considering what he is, ancient Egyptian spirit and all. " I'm not interested in a man Malik." Bakura snapped desperately wishing that this wasn't going to turn into one of those yaoi fics. Lucky for him the author didn't like Yaoi.
"Of course you will be silly, he's a Gary sue after all!" Malik snapped back quietly, he couldn't have the dance floor maimed Rare hunters overhear about his latest sue plan after all.
"A Gary Sue, after what happened last time!"
"Relax, relax, this time its foolproof." Bakura started pacing in front of Malik before shooting the Gary Sue a nasty look.
"You know how dangerous the sues can be! You hade that proven in front of your overly small nose last time!"
"Overly small nose! My nose is the right size for my face!" Malik exclaimed glancing at the sue. After all, all sues are gifted with the highest levels of beauty possible, all women, and even some men found themselves enraptured by his beauty. Lucky for Malik and Bakura his beauty didn't affect them. Or they would be staring at the Gary sue for all they were worth. And more, it is a sue after all.
"Snap out of it Malik!"
"After you Bakura."
"That made no sense and its your bloody idea!"
"Fine" Malik growled dragging Bakura into the "secret" room. But it still wasn't a secret considering that all of the Rare hunters, even random people on the street knew about it, And why was that? Blabber mouthed Rare hunters that’s why. Of course, it wouldn't benefit the Gary sue or the plot to have the rare hunters punished so they weren't.
"No wonder my personality hasn't come back yet." Bakura muttered, turning to see Malik cross over to the largest chair in the room. It still wasn't a throne... But it was his ego after all.
"Note to self, add more thrones." Malik muttered with a silly grin on his face.
“What?” Bakura snapped. Malik looked up, the silly grin still plastered to his face.
“We’re going to use the sue to get the Fifth Blue-Eyes White Dragon!” he cried. “And a special set of Uber-Powerful Exodia Cards!”
“Oh no...” Bakura trailed off as Malik jumped out of his chair, laughing.
"You mean to tell me that their are actually more impossible things that fans have added to this fandom other then last time!" Bakura exclaimed looking horrified.
"Of course silly. That’s why we need the sue." Malik said as he settled down, sitting in his chair and crossing one leg over the other with a smirk.
"What do you have, a canon sucker? I would have thought that even you would have learned from last time!" Bakura yelled, his voice traveling out into the other room where the sue could hear.
"Of course not, its just the OOC disease! And besides, sense we are going to be working with this sue don’t you want to know his name?"
"Not if its as long as the other sues!"
"Too bad. Here it is" Malik said taking out an overly large piece of paper. "Johnny moondancer lealen croos maron yami featherdusk Billon Deph the third." Malik said ignoring the fact that Bakura had covered his ears after hearing Johnny
"What is he, Related to Yami?" Bakura said, obviously it must have benefited the plot in some way for him to have heard, otherwise having had his ear covered he would have never heard Malik.
"No, and before you ask he isn't Japanese. He knows fluent Japanese, German, Latin, Greek, English, Spanish, Arabic, Russian, and Italian." Malik said leaning back into his non-throne like seat with a silly grin.
"And let me guess, no reason for knowing them." Bakura said, an exasperated expression coming across his face after seeing the silly grin on Malik’s face.
"That’s right!"
While this was going on in Malik’s "secret" room, the sue of course was disgusted. He was stuck in a room full of drunken men, all of whom appeared to have never learned to dance... And apparently were all gay. Or maybe it was from the Legolas factor that he had going on. And then their was the yelling coming from the other room. Which of course, was very essential to the plot since he could hear what was going on.
But anyways, the sue, since his name, like all of the other sues, was to terribly long and complex to remember he preferred to go by Johnny Deep. Apparently the author had some kind of crush on some star or another. But, back to the sue. He could have used his real name, correct pronunciation and all. But he preferred not to.
Johnny was rather disgusted that Malik would have done such a thing, but of course this was the man that broke into littleKuribohs abridged series and then tried to send it up into flames. Or maybe that was an accident, that idiot hunter Bandit Keith set fire to the Mary Sue reserves by accident last time as well.
"Johnny!" The Gary Sue turned as every bit of action in the room stopped to let the sentence describe how the light fell across his eyes making them flash a brilliant green and gold, the depths of which could be unparallel by any, how the light also fell across his golden hair, making it shinea golden ring around his headlike an angels halo. Even Bakura, now calm for reasons the author apparently couldn't think of, stared at the Gary Sue as he turned in that beutifully graceful way. The Malik somehow came to his rescue from falling into Yaoi by giving him a quick jab in the shoulder, he then pushed past Bakura and headed towards the Gary Sue with Bakura following close behind.
Johnny glared at the two men as they approached, his face twisted into a handsome scowl that would, and could,destroy Kaiba’s in an instant if they were compared side to side. Malik and Bakura stopped in front of him, controlling their expressions into controlling smirks.
"Having fun?" Bakura asked, the Legolas effect seemed to be wearing off a bit now, at least until he turned his head towards Bakura, his eyes flashing in the light as they opened and closed in perfect rhythm with his breathing, his face still worked into that handsome scowl, all of this causing Bakura to forget what he was going to say next. So apparently it hadn't worn off quiet yet...
"We know a place where you can stay." Malik informed the sue, taking over for Bakura so that the Legolas factor would stop focusing on him. At least now with the factor focused elsewhere he no longer felt the Yaoi that had become so strong in this fandom trying to intrude. And this let him remember what he needed to say, whether it was for the plot or not, was debatable.
"You'll follow me and I will take you to where you need to go." Johnny looked at him, another glare working it way across his face. Of course this caused Bakura to open his mouth and find nothing to say. Malik punched his arm causing Bakura to snap out of it and turn quickly to the door. Johnny sighed ad walked after Bakura, his only choice at the moment it seemed. What else was he supposed to do? His job at littleKuriboh had been tooken over, and he had no live family to go to... Best to go with the man who wasn't drunk, obsessed with thrones, gay...or all of the above...
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Eh, since we have no other fanfics in this board here's one.